not to be confused with Retarded64: Mario Simulator
Retarded64 Mario Simulator
Mario Simulator is a shame for the Nintendo Glitchy4, it is made from
Gameplay[]
the Player controls Mario through a series of Smg4-related Mario stuff. sometimes, the player must use the corresponding buttons to do something, or be given a choice of what to do. doing these things earn Mario Experience, Awesomeness, or Swag. But if you die, you have to start from the beginning
Modes[]
- Normal Mode
- Toad Mode (Received after completing the first fight with Swagtubbie)
- Commands
- Cheats
Items[]
Game Objectives[]
| Item | Description | Obtained |
|---|---|---|
| Mushroom | Accelerates your fart. | From the Beginning. |
| 1-Up Mushroom | Increases your mar count by 1. | In Bob-omb Battlefield |
| Mega Mushroom | Makes you grow to mega size. | Toward the Bricks. |
| Poison Mushroom | Accelerates your fart. (backwards) | By unlocking Brawl Mario. |
| Mini Mushroom | Makes you small. | On the top of the Minpipe. |
| Ghost Shroom | Makes you invisible. | By Speaking to Boo. |
| Crash Mushroom | Makes you get high and crash. | By Speaking to Luigi. |
| Mexican Dwarf Mushroom | Makes you ridiculously tiny. Also you speak Spanish. | By Speaking to the Mexican Dwarves. |
| Garlic | Accelerates your fart. (upwards) | After obtaining the Bash Ball. |
| Chaos Emeralds | Use Chaos Control. | By beating Perfect Chaos. |
| Candy Wrapper | You Are Candy. | By beating Link. |
| Chuck Norris | Roundhouse Kick. | By beating Weegee's Mansion. |
| Troll Face | PEE SEE. | In Cee Pii Yu. |
| Laser-Armor | Dipsy! | By beating Dipsy. |
| Bowser | OH, YOU GOT BURNED! | In Dark Land. |
Shell Shop[]
| Item | Description | Obtained |
|---|---|---|
| Green Shell | Locks its target (the wall) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Red Shell | Locks its target (one enemy) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Blue Shell | Locks its target (yourself) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Yellow Shell | Locks its target (Evil Guy) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Pink Shell | Locks its target (Amy Rose from Sonic Generations) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Cyan Shell | Turns into Cyanide and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Purple Shell | Locks its target (Onpu) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Orange Shell | Locks its target (all enemies) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Brown Shell | Turns into DK Poop and gets thrown. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Black Shell | Locks its target (OMGAWUU) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| White Shell | Locks its target (White) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Gold Shell | Locks its target (Brawlic) and hits it. | In the Shell Shop. |
| Spiny Shell | Locks its target (Evil Guy) and hits it. Makes an asplosion. | In the Shell Shop. |
Mexico[]
Item: Mexican Wario Clone - Locks onto target (all enemies) and throws over 9001 Mexican Warios (that each ate over 8999 buritos ten seconds ago) at each enemy with their buttcheeks on the enemy face, five seconds later all of them would fart. This item was removed from the game because the item is so cruel, satan wouldn't dare use it... *shiver*.
Enemies[]
| Enemy | Attacks | Hit Points |
|---|---|---|
| 8-year-old Princess Daisy in Overalls | Using the Urinal | 1 |
| Tinky Winky | Killing | 4 |
| Dipsy | Laser-Armor | 4 |
| Laa-Laa | Eating Tubby Toast | 4 |
| Po | Laser Eyes | 4 |
| Link | Zelda Flowers | 12 |
| Steve | Stone Sword | 20 |
| Weegee | Staring | 14000000 |
| Spiny Shell | Locks its target (you) and hits it. | 5 |
Bosses[]
- Bowser
- SwagTubbie (2 times)
Chuck Norrises[]
- Roundhouse Kick - Kills any enemy, also knocks them into space.
Mistakes[]
- The ''Toad Simulator'' mode image disappears for a split second.
- On the Retarded64 version in the Toad and Luigi Simulators, the health still says "Mario".
Trivia[]
- This game is 100% Mario
- This game is rated E for Everyone!
- Luigi is SWITCHED With Mario With Z
- On the Nintendo Glitchy4 version, the health says the name of the current character you are playing as, but on the Retarded64 Version, the health always says "Mario".